Life is crazy, people are crazier and my family… well they get the crazy award if there is one.
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: Looking for old pictures to post online.
Husband: What’s the matter – you ran out of new ones?
Me: No, it’s Throw Back Thursday.
Husband: So that’s what TBT is. Have you seen my wallet?
Husband: I don’t know about you but I got lucky quite a few times. The more you drank the luckier I got.
Me: But we didn’t win any money.
Husband: Isn’t that you standing beside a winning machine? Where did I put that billfold?!
Me: I plainly recall losing money. Maybe I just posed for the picture because you know I have never been lucky.
Husband: Well at least you’ve got lucky legs.
Me: I’m grateful that I can walk but… did you say lucky legs?
Husband: Yeah, you’re lucky they don’t break off and stab you in the butt.
Me: You should brace your abdomen when you laugh that hard so you don’t bust a gut.
Husband: Whew. You know I love you skinny legs and all.
Me: I know sweetie. By the way here’s your wallet.
Husband: Damn all of my cash is gone!
Me: Well then you’ve got yourself one lucky wallet there.
Husband: How do you figure that?
Me: You’re lucky I didn’t take your credit card too.